110. Wohoo. A Look Ahead!

El Bandito Cancelado

On Monday, May 22, the OCA extended the cancellation of all races until July 31st, and with it, a whole bunch of awesome stuff was added to the 2020 List of Nope, namely the Summer Epic 8 Hour, and one of my favourite races:  El Bandito.

“Wait, that’s a look into the deep abyss of canceled races, Colin, where’s the ‘Wohoo’?” you may ask.

I’m getting to that part.  You see, El Bandito no se cancela…se pospone!

You don’t need to know Spanish (or in my case, how to use the Google Translate) to see that last word:  “POSPONE”.  Yep, at this time, the race is postponed, not canceled.

Asombrosa! (awesome).

Annnnnd it gets better.  I spoke to my pal Dan Marshall, chief of Substance Projects, and he told me…wait for it.

“El curso está mejorando”.


Did you hear that?  Mejorando!

Sorry, I was still on Translate…

The course is getting better!


The New Classic Spring Rip
El Bandito tore onto the gravel scene only a few years ago (um, so did the ACTUAL gravel scene), and I gotta say, it quickly became one of my favourites.  I’ve described it every way from “P2A without the crowds”, to “the worst race ever”, to “Do NOT race El Bandito”.

Yeah, it’s that good.  Well, it was that good.  Now it’s gooder (mejorando, remember).

Okay, full disclosure, at this time, Dan says only he’s “hopeful” the race might happen in the fall…if a bunch of things change.  Digging a bit deeper, he concedes, there are may ifs, and they’re all pretty big.  However, in our simple email exchange, it gave me hope.  You see, regardless of whether it’s canceled for now, he’s PLANNING changes, and operating on the premise that it WILL happen sooner or later.

And I’ll take it.

Seriously, between the COVID, murder hornets, mutating ticks, and cicadas who’ve been hibernating for 17 years, I’ll take ANY good news.

Btw, did you read about the cicadas?  We all know they’re pretty harmless.  It’s not like they sting or anything.  However, cicadas SING.  Do you know what topped the charts 17 years ago?


Aw dang it!

Never made it as a wise man…

Sorry for the ear worm.  To take your mind off it, look at this photograph.  Every time I do it makes me laugh.

Nalgas de Niquel

Full disclosure, I’m not a Nickelback hater.  I mean, I’m not a fan, but I don’t hate the guys.  He’s probably just a sk8er boi…

How many 17 years-angry cicadas?  Millions.  So that’s something to look forward to.

To Re-Cap
The summer race season is pretty much lost, but there’s still hope in the fall, and in a world that is literally drinking Lysol, hope is better than nothing.  Also, trails are opening, there’s always the gravel and the road, and bikes are still bikes.

Plus, I miss these folks like crazy

Gotta say, this one hurt.  Wait, who am I kidding, every canceled race hurts, because ellas son como mis hijas (they’re like my children), but again, the bigger picture still has bikes, and for those of us itching to race, we have to remember there are a few folks itching to earn a living–the organizers.

Here’s a look at my 2017 Post:  Just say NO to El Bandito

And the 2018 Race Report:  El Bandito 2018

Annnnnd, the aptly named 2019 version:  El Bandito ’19

Geez, I really got lazy with names there, huh?

Anyway, it’s a look forward…with anticipation…and bated breath…and a genuine wish for us to return to normal soon.

So here’s hoping we’re all still riding rubber side down; here’s hoping we’re all safe and happy and healthy;  and here’s hoping the big four organizers (Dan, Adam, Sean, and Glenn) will weather this storm without too many lumps so that they can respira manana (breathe tomorrow), and make a triumphant return to the awesomeness that is RACING BIKES.

Also, here’s hoping the cicadas sing “Photograph”.  I kinda like that one (don’t hate).



I left a little dangler up there eh.  I said the course is getting better, but I didn’t say how.  Dan tells me he removed the bits in the Ganny.  “Ack, not those bits, they were epic!” you say.  True, the Ganny was a highlight for me too, but there is still plenty of other stuff, and removing the Ganny–which punches you so hard in the gut so close to the end–will make the race just a tad nicer for some who might not be inclined to race, and THAT’s a beauty, because I don’t know about you, but I miss people.  Don’t worry, the giant sand trap in the middle of the 140 will still be there to make you question your life choices.  Awesome.




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